Biden Gives Ted Kennedy the Irish Goodbye:

White House staffers struggle to bring the Vice President's bender to a peaceful conclusion following Ted Kennedy's death last week.

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PHOTOFLASH :: Joe Biden's Teachable Moment...

A week after President Obama's Beer Summit at the White House, Vice-President Joe Biden has his own teachable moment as he tries to reconcile Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am.

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St. Joe the Pro: Biden Offends Christian World...

Well, Joe Biden's done it again. This time his gift of gaffe has drawn the ire of conservative Christians who a decried his seemingly innocuous "Jesus Christ" exclamation in a recent interview as hate speech. Now, we recovering Catholics here at the TPC know a thing or two about blasphemy (in high school, we wrote and performed a play called Jesus on Jerry Springer). Christ, after the decade of Catholic school that some of us put in, our ability to take the Lord's name in vain is surpassed only by the soul-crushing guilt we feel every time we buy condoms or marry Jews.

But hate speech? We think not. This is possibly the least offensive thing Joe Biden has ever said. Ever. (The man once asked a guy in a wheelchair to stand up.) First of all, Biden's Catholic so he can say "Jesus Christ" whenever the hell he wants. It's like how only black people can say the N-word (nincompoop?), or how only homosexuals are allowed to watch Bravo. Still, Biden's gonna have to do a major mea culpa to get the wingnut Christians off his ass. And something tells us this apology card isn't gonna cut it.

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Biden Watch 3: Vice City...

Summer's here, and Biden's been as busy guy -- hanging out with new friends, taking trips to far off lands, and getting into trouble just like the old days back in Scranton. While he may be able to dodge the MSM, we here at the TPC have tracked down our voyaging vice-executive

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Better Know a Joe: 25 Random Facts About Joe Biden...

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Scare-a-Joe: Joe Biden Scares the Shit Out of Everyone...

Vice President Biden kept alive his streak of astoundingly inappropriate comments yesterday during his apocalyptic appearance on the Today Show. Speaking with Matt Lauer, Biden delivered a terrifying message that people should abstain from all forms of public transportation (even his beloved Amtrak) in order to avoid contracting swine flu. Never one to rest on his laurels, Biden went on to issue some other dire warnings to the American people. Here's what he said:

• Kindles will make you go blind
  
• Twitter has been linked to the spread of venereal disease
• The Supreme Court has been infected with a zombie virus. Justice Souter is retiring becuase he was bitten by Antonin Scalia.
  
• The New Harry Potter movie has communist overtones
  
• The Illuminati is real, and it's going to use antimatter to destroy Florida
  
• Chrysler drivers are mentally unsound, and should be institutionalized
  
• Stay away from New York City; there's been low-flying planes recently
• Never feed your mogwai after midnight

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Biden Sightings This Week...

With the cast of Les Miserables

Stuck in a tree

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